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plagueofgripes:

gaypee:

animalsandtrees:

"Very important. General rule for English speakers - if you don’t do it in the human context, don’t do it in the nonhuman context.

Just make a little effort to say “she or he” or “her or him” if you don’t know the sex. It’s a little effort with a very important social message.

Nonhuman animals are *persons*, not *things*. Therefore, we should refer to a nonhuman animal as a “she” or “he,” never as an “it.””

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I’ll call animals whatever I god damned please. It should be glad I’m not eating it. Hell, maybe I am. It’s delicious.

Once animals figure out how to invent Naturmblr and start complaining about all their imaginary genders not appearing on government forms and retarded ‘problems’ that exist only thanks to the privileges of them living in a modern age they contributed nothing towards creating, then I’ll treat them just like regular people. As idiots. Then I’ll fucking eat them because god damn chicken you good. Wait, excuse me. He/she/smizmar is delicious. My deepest apologies, Supper.

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foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

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foxadhd:

Barista Accused Of Drawing Satanic Symbols In Coffee Foam

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globalsoftpirka:

disney-tasthic:

thedisneydifference:

Mulan loved my Mulan pen!

She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”

Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!

NOOOOOO OOOOOONE
SHOOTS LIKE MULAN

WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!

THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN

MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”

NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!

WHEN I WAS A GIRL I DRANK 3 CUPS OF TEA
EVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GROW STRONG

NOW I’VE GROWN UP I DRINK FIVE CUPS OF TEA
AND I DEFEATED THE KING OF THE HUUUUUUUNS

This is the best thing ever.

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besturlonhere:

well i ran out of 25 macbook pros and DSLR cameras during my last give  away haha but i got something new now. we got ten brand new helicopters the other day and i’m giving one away to one of my followers at the end of this week. someone will get a new in shrinkwrap bell oh-58 helicopter but you gotta do the paper work yourself 

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demented-sheep:

demented-sheep:

Message me your Homestuck OTP and I’ll draw it for you!!! u v u

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fuck

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hoodrach:

what a time to be alive

#IMPORTANT QUESTION: COULD A DUDE FUCK HIS OWN ASS WITH THIS #I THINK THE ANSWER MIGHT BE YES????

Now you’re thinking with portals.

Already reblogged this once, but doing so again for the new comments.

NOW YOU’RE THINKING WITH PORTALS

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vanillish:

i saw this on netflix and i was like… wait a minuteimage

isn’t that…

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busket:

“gamecube is now considered a classic console”

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qrieves:

Christians this 4/20 be like

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batnoodles:

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how-bad-do-u-want-it:

afroarabia:

"boys dont like it when-" 

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"girls don’t like it when-"

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"people would probably like you better if-"

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FAVOURITE POST

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